Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Shaq Files For Divorce

Shaquille and Shaunie O'Neal

Television character Al Bundy once said the best advise he could ever to a friend was, "Don't get married". Today, ESPN.com reported Shaquille O'Neal has filed for divorce from his wife Shaunie. All I can say is I hope Shaq signed a prenup and didn't make the same mistake as Paul McCartney. Recently Michael Jordan's divorce resulted in a $150,000,000 settlement for his ex-wife Juanita. Can you imagine paying your ex $150 million just to go away?

Don't get me wrong, I'm not against the institution of marriage. But if you're pulling in the money of a Shaq or Jordan, why get married? Just live in sin. It's a lot cheaper.

1 comment:

Fawzy said...

How about co-habiting instead? When you make it big, they get in line to get that CHEESE! Beatches aint nothing but mice! You have to comment back Jay.